Monday, July 23, 2007

More Crap Off MySpace

I remember when these came in email form....sigh...hate these, but this one is kind of funny and I figure people need funny after the last few. This is supposed to be a list of personal secrets, but it really doesn't seem that personal, it's just weird.

1. Middle name- Tiffany
2. Do you like it? No
3. Have you ever been in love? Yep
4. Are you still friends with anyone you've been in love with? Kinda, but not really.
5. Is there one who "got away"? If so, what's their name? There are 2 and I'm not giving names. They or people they know may read this thing!
6. Were you ever Homecoming King/Queen? Fuck no!
7. Have you drank until you passed out? Sure
8. Do you have a crush on a TV Star? Yep...Matthew Gray Gubler
9. Movie Star? Johnny Depp
10. Musician? Not sure...are we talking local, myspace local or national? Yes, maybe and yes.
11. Do you dream in color? Sure, unless I'm dreaming about Charlie Chaplin.
12. Do you have dreams about color? What the hell does that mean?
13. Do you smoke cigarettes? Yep
14. Have you ever tried to quit? Nope
15. What is the last fruit you ate? An apple
16. What's the last food you ate? Noodles
17. Do you faint at the sight of blood? No
18. Have you ever told someone you didn't love them when you did? In an argument maybe
19. Have you ever hit anyone? Yep
20. Have you ever seen a shark? Yeah...on Shark week, or those lame ones at the aquarium.

Ok..I cut nothing out of that...does that seem as weird and disjointed as it seemed to me? Oh well... give me some feedback...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

This one is easy. One of the ones who got away has the initial K and the other is B. Yes it is weird. I still want to grind B into the ground.

The Vapid Voice said...

Yeah, you've been stung by a B, ha ha. 10% of all people end up with whom they really want. The other 90% take out their frustrations in writing and similar art pursuits. Sucks when nothing can be done about it, and in that vain, sucks to be powerless in all aspects. Don't we know it...