This is it for today, no long melodramatic rant, just the goofy things I think about when I'm trying to fall asleep.
1. If The Simpsons exist on the show Stargate SG1, then why doesn't Stargate exist on the Simpsons and why are Patty and Selma in love with MacGyver when there's Colonel O'Neill?
2. Why can everyone hear Brian talk on Family Guy but it seems like only Brian can hear Stewie?
3. I read an article a few years ago that said bananas are going to be extinct in the next 10 years.... so if they can clone things now, why not bananas?
4. Why hasn't Cosmo run out of sex tips by now?
5. Why did people think Don Knotts was ever funny?
6. Why is a man threatening to hit his wife abuse now, but on the Honeymooners it was comedy?
7. Has Gilbert Gottfried ever heard the sound of his own voice,and how does he stand it?
8. Is Jack White a down to earth guy like he seems in interviews or is he actually the pretentious ass he comes off as in his message page on the White Stripes website?
9. Does Angelina Jolie have it in her contract that if she is going to do sex scenes in a movie, in at least one of those scenes she must be having sex standing up?
10. Why do kids shows suck so badly these days?
11. Do all of those people in the 80's and early 90's who had Ozzy is God tattooed on their bodies feel really ashamed of themselves and Ozzy now?
That's it
Bye
14 years ago
2 comments:
1) Dunno.
2) I believe the whole family can "understand" Stewie.
3) Wild bananas, I thought. Or the magazine "Bananas", the older series to move up to from "Dynamite"
4) They have, they just spin them into pathetic new contexts.
5) Oh c'mon, this was Ralph Furley. Better stay away from me Jack (karate stance). Priceless.
6) Because we all knew that Alice was such a diesel-dike, she'd send him right out the window. Fat shmoo.
7) He's said how much he hates it. And he does a dead-on Seinfeld and Johnny Carson impression. AFLAC!
8) Pretentious ass...c'mon...next.
9) She doesn't know how to have sex lying down.
10) No parenting, no good cartoons, cable TV and internet.
11) Nah, they're all either dead or really into Ozzy.
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